Venetian Epigrams

 

15

Phantasts make converts enough and stir a whole crowd into frenzy,

   While the rational man counts on the love of a few.

Miracle-working pictures are usually bungled as painting;

   Works of the mind and of art do not exist for the mob.

 

                                                   23

Let the rain come down with drinks for the redcoated froggies,

Water the land that is parched, making our broccoli grow!

Keep the water away, however, from my little book now:

            Arak, the purest, it is: anyone's punch it will spice.

 

                                                   66

I can put up with a lot. The things that are most of a bother

   Cool and calm I endure, thanks to the gift of a god.

Just one or two are the things I abominate, or, more precisely,

   Four: tobacco (the smoke), bedbugs and garlic and t.

 

                                                   72

"Housewife is what I would like to be and to have what I needed,

   I would be happy and true, hugging and kissing my man."

That's what she sang to me, other songs too, very vulgar, a streetgirl

   Somewhere in Venice-a prayer never more pious I heard.

 

                                                   77

So you dabble in botany, optics? How can you, a poet?

   Don't you feel better employed touching a sensitive heart?

Oh, those sensitive hearts. Any charlatan knows how to touch them.

   No, let my one joy be this, Nature, to touch upon you!

 

 

Translated by Michael Hamburger & Christopher Middleton